I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
You sent me snap chats of you guys having sex. Like plural. It was like flip book porn, I'm traumatized.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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