Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
He called my vagina "the man cave", and I found it charming
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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