If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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