sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I would go down on you faster than GM stock
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
you do realize eating doritos and gatorade as a breakfast hangover cure is only acceptable for one more month - then we have to grow up
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Enjoy the penises
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
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