And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
