ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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