I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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