I CAN MOONWALK!
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
I’m home.
I’m aware. I just dropped you off.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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