ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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