That's intense
Stars make me really horny. Especially that shiny one its just staring at me.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
I paid off a credit card today. And I was tested negative for HIV. AND I did laundry. Honestly, I'm most excited about the laundry.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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