ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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