Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I woke up on the steps beside a plate of spaghetti and a toilet paper roll ripped in half. And i actually think this day is gonna get better.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
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