Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
Just found the bucket list I wrote when I was high...somehow I dont think "jello swimming pool" is gonna happen.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
Randomize
