I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
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