it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just took career test that listed librarian and bartender as top career choices. Fascinating.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I'm like, not good at living.
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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