Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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