Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I'm a great relationship counselor. My vagina will let you know if your relationship is gonna work or not.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Randomize
