She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
they lined up to high five me when i got taken out by the stretcher. The paramedic high fived them too
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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