Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
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