Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I literally stabbed myself so I had a valid reason to get out of having sex with her
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Received a verbal warning at work for "riding in a trash receptacle, violating professionalism & infection control."
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
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