Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Found plan b box covered with blood. In kitchen sick. Pickle jar is empty. Wtf happened?
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Randomize