we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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