so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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