I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
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