we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
Randomize
