This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Facebook lets you pick usernames now. You'd better log on and get yours before homewreckingwhore is taken...
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
whose parrot is this?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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