I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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