Buhtt sex?
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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