If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
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