You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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