i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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