I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
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