I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I just saw an old lady yelling at a dead pigeon for leaving the oven on.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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