Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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