yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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