are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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