What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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