anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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