Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
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