Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
I just trimmed my bush to manageable levels. I'm gonna take a nap and then get in there and finish the job.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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