Dual....:-)
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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