What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
You pole danced in your parka.
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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