they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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