I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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