Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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