five shots of tequila, anal and 3 cigarettes. not my best idea on a saturday afternoon.
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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