wake up i wanna do it froggy style
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
did i send you the picture of me smiling with the magnum wrapper?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
Captain and coke. And it's not drinking alone cuz i have a dog
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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