Well apparently he's into motor boating.
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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