fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
Just bought weed from the ice cream man. The kid in front of me got a tootie fruitie.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
Randomize
