doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Just found bacon bits in my pocket. Blackout buffet is the best.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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