My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
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