sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
He used his one phone call to tell me not to let anyone drink all his vodka until he could bail himself out.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
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