wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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