She is in my trunk
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I'm trying to cause a divorce, your hooking up with a felon, I think we need Jesus.
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