He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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